March 2012
9 tags
February 2012
3 tags
My mother
Agreed today when I called myself an “awkward, socially inept cave- dweller.” D:
Reblog if you follow back. You'll gain at least...
arewebothcrazy:
desterysmith:
when i say shotgun you say weddingÂ
shotgun
FARM
GO MEAT
passionforbacon asked: :O MIW stayed at your house ? That's insane, i'm so jealous lol xD
immaculate-misc0ncepti0n asked: hey hey hey no hate :) that's honestly really fokin' cool :3 And you're one of my favourite tumblr's so :D <3
Anonymous asked: that is so cool they stayed with you! how come they stayed with you though?
immaculate-misc0ncepti0n asked: I HATE YOU SO MUCH OMFG NOT FAIR FAJLBGMKAN GAKGH
immaculate-misc0ncepti0n asked: MiW did not stay with you. LIES. LIES, RIGHT?
immaculate-misc0ncepti0n asked: YOU TELL FABLES.
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
4 tags
This is the prime example of the time when...
Chris, Melissa, and I: Chatchatchat, LOLLOLLOL, Tosh.O, omg.
My Dog: *BITESNOMCHRIS'HAND*
Me: Oh, my God! Fancy, no! Chris, I am so sorry, shit. Get inside! *locks dog in parents' room*
Chris: Oh, no! It was my fault! I was- uh- *weird abortive hand motions*
Me: She's kind of... Yeah. Sorry.
Chris: It's alright. She didn't actually get me.
Melissa, Chris, and I: CHATLOLTOSH.
My Dog: I'M ADORABLE, AND SAD, WHINEWHINE, CRYCRY.
Chris: OH MY GOD, PLEASE LET HER OUT!
Me: She's fine. It's fine.
My Dog: WHINEOMGI'MCUTELOVEME.
Chris: PLEASE LET HER OUT! I WILL FILL YOUR HOUSE WITH MY TEARS!
starlesseyesforheavensake:
everyone is talking about gay sex
bendydickcumonmyback:
James Cameron Got It Wrong
Frank selfcest
Frank selfcest
FRANK SELFCEST
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
